Why I Love Skirts and Godzilla

As a child, I was a tomboy. My sister gets pink, I get blue. She wears the dresses, I wore the pants. She got the Barbie, I got Godzilla. Years later, I have a make-up kit I find more important than my phone, an obsession for shades, a closet full of skirts, and a Godzilla toy.

Let me count the ways I love skirts and Godzilla:

1. With skirts, you never need to worry about leaving your fly open whenever you go to the ladies room.
2. Godzilla is way cooler than any other dinosaurs on TV, I mean, who are the kids  watching nowadays Barney? Bah!
3. Skirts get you freebies. Yes, we have an idea how the male brain works sometimes
4. Godzilla can scare off other city invading creatures and eat all the people he likes, for free!
5. Skirts make you look taller.
6. Godzilla makes King Kong look like a drummer chimpanzee.
7. There are repetitive mention of skirts in cool songs, digs?
8. Godzilla is educational. He was originally an allegory for the nuclear devastation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. See, toys and television can teach you a lot too.